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Carpet swimming

When your indoor pets scratch their nasty asshole on your carpet.

Forearms pulling while backlegs off the ground so b-hole is smack on carpet. Looks like pet is swimming when actually is just scratching or wiping its ass.
Oh fuck. Rover just went liquid and now he's carpet swimming across the living room!
by StinkyMinkey October 3, 2023
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Sister Switcheroo

Gee those fags are dressing like catholic nuns. I believe it is the Sister Switcheroo.
by The RONA Wigger October 3, 2023
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Taylor Swift

stream 1989 -taylor swift (taylors version) oct 27!!
by dementedbunny.ISSUAH$/7:8/ October 16, 2023
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Light switch

People called Natasha that like to date people
Called dec on and off repeatedly
Natasha likes people called dec aka Light switch
by Wndnfnrkeksmd October 22, 2023
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MKHS Swim

A high school that is goated in D3 swim, scoring top of D3 for consecutive years.
"yo leme see the heat sheet"
"Oh crap we are going MKHS Swim?!?!"
by mkhsswimmonkey October 22, 2023
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Taylor Swift

An untalented singer that people somehow love and enjoy to listen too (bafoons)
Person 1: Hey do you know Taylor Swift?
Person 2: Yeah she sucks ass Kanye better
by YourAverageHater23 October 24, 2023
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tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)
ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!
by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 30, 2023
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