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big headed turtle

Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.
This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."

Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."

My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."
by lolweird February 25, 2018
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Homie Head

To give oral to a friend with no intentions of a romantic relationship. Both parties remain homies without complications after the act. Much closer friendship than “friends with benefits”.
Bethany and Mike engaged in homie head before going to the party. Bethany was Mike’s wing woman that night.
by B. Hart January 20, 2024
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derp head

when someone is being stupid on purpose, and not caring.
Geez Adam, why are you being such a derp head?
by when I'm bored.. September 26, 2019
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fuck head

person: fuck head!
me: like my dad
by big sad boi February 24, 2022
mugGet the fuck headmug.

pog head

phat ed
by YoungPussyBacon June 12, 2022
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Cheese head

Really just a lame ahh nigga that let anything slide
Person 1: aye bro we outside today?
Person 2: nah bro i got a gf now.
Person 1: who?
Person 2: my ex
Person 1: you talm bout the hoe that cheated on you?
Person 2: yeah man i got back with with her.
Person 1: man dawg you a true cheese head.
by Nelly2801 August 6, 2022
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[Leech Head]

A blow job given to a blood covered cock; typically a penis covered in menstrual blood.
Last night in the dark this girl was fucking and sucking my cock like a hose hound, and when we were done there was still blood at the base of the shaft of my penis. I'm pretty sure I got leech head!
by MCTAHOE July 3, 2011
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