Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL

Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)

by I h8 nes November 24, 2022

pulling a cici

pulling a cici can be defined as not working, being retarded or just stupid.

I could go out and shoot some hoops if the weather wasn't pulling a cici.

by oriolesnumba1! July 8, 2007

Pull a Deadpool

When you fake your death to get back at a fucker.

Joe: "WTH? I thought you were dead!"
Jeff: "I wanted to Pull a Deadpool so I could get back at you for eating the last muffin, bitch!"
Jeff: *Pulls out desert eagle, and blows a sizable hole into Joe's forehead, blowing his brains across the wall behind him.*

by MickeytheChildhoodRuiner May 28, 2020

pulling a hannah

leaving the discord chat unprecedentedly after changing your icon and nickname to something "edgy"

pulling a hannah-
"oh god *insert name* just pulled a hannah and left the chat."

by j.f.y. December 16, 2018

Pulling A Lex

Stalling in a game to delay loss

If you take one more second rolling those dice I swear youll be pulling a lex.

by Thesnugrussian September 18, 2012

Pull a Frank

The prerequisite to 'Pulling a Frank' is being laughably dense , and generally means having a misconception of something that should be elementary and relatively easy to piece together, even for a preschooler. 'Pulling a Frank' means going throughout most of your life with such a misconception until you ask someone about it, most likely a friend.

You and your friend walk through the park.
Suddenly your friend spots a white dove.
Your friend ponders for a moment then asks you, "Hey, Stephen. Is it true that doves turn into seagulls?"
You simply reply "Why yes. Yes of course, Frank" overwhelmed by your friend's unprecedented stupidity.

That's how you pull a frank. You're now so embarrassed to be seen with him you start pacing a little faster than him, as you walk through the park.

by SaynoaraJoe February 5, 2014

pulled a hobbs

drink alcohol until you pass out. get completely blitzed

The last time i pulled a hobbs was at my batchelor party.

by robnrandy November 7, 2007