When you cry continuously the previous night and fall asleep sobbing that in the morning your face is so puffy you're unrecognizable. Coming from "Jane Doe" or "John Doe".
by dancelikenoneswatching November 4, 2021
Get the Doe Facemug. - Contraction of Cockney Face
• A performer of non-cockney background adopting the type of speech commonly spoken in the East End of London, UK
• A performer of non-cockney background adopting the type of speech commonly spoken in the East End of London, UK
by Radiomac September 13, 2020
Get the Cock-Facemug. by Blacboydb January 23, 2019
Get the Shit facemug. Seizure face, a friendly and overly enthusiastic person that gets excited over small events. A seizure face will breathe in and out heavily and rock head back and forth, the eyes will widen and a happy yet dazed look will come across the face.
person: "OMG its christmas tomorrow"
seizure face: *breathes in and out heavily and rocks head back and forth in excitement*
seizure face: *breathes in and out heavily and rocks head back and forth in excitement*
by hollie <3 TJ February 23, 2011
Get the Seizure facemug. Bonnie and Clyde’s, Billy and Stacie’s, this couple will pretend to be you, steal your identity, then switch places with their brother and sister to avoid capture. Like two sets of twins that do nothing but damage to those around them.
Have you heard, the kissy-faced bandits have been to town, protect your sons and daughters against their identity thefting ways. The girl will take your man, and the man will kick him in the face for falling in love with the girl!
by Princecole12 November 27, 2023
Get the The kissy-faced banditsmug. A highly advanced form of martial arts where opponents are defeated by being repeatedly hit in their foots with one's face.
Person 1: *Kicks person 2 right in the face*
Person 2: How do you like my Face-to-Foot style?
Person 3: Just ignore him, we trained him all wrong on purpose as a joke.
Person 2: How do you like my Face-to-Foot style?
Person 3: Just ignore him, we trained him all wrong on purpose as a joke.
by DigestedAlive October 11, 2022
Get the Face-to-foot stylemug. A slang term for exaggerated lip-plumping cosmetic surgery where the lips resemble reddened, inflamed hemorrhoidal tissue. Beyond describing the physical appearance, it critiques an excessive focus on image, suggesting desperation, attention-seeking, and a lack of depth in character.
Her obsession with perfect selfies led to a face hemorrhoid look, chasing trends at the cost of authenticity.
by Raquel de la Roche July 5, 2025
Get the Face Hemorrhoidmug.