face time

Time spent on Facebook.

Especially time wasted.

tim - "I don't think I'll be able to get off Facebook for awhile."
joe - "enjoy your Face Time"

by IeatEGGSaLOT October 30, 2011

bitchy face disorder

someone who always got a bitchy face on

homeboy1 “oh look , it’s regina”
homeboy2 “yeah she always has a bitchy face on , she must have bitchy face disorder”

by vxncent October 16, 2019

Sit on a face day

Every Thanksgiving, girls have to sit on a guys face for at least five minutes

Eric:Happy thanksgiving guys, I’m heading over to my girlfriends house
Bobby: Why?
Eric: Isn’t it obvious? It’s Sit on a face day idiot.
Bobby: Oh, I gotta head over to my girlfriends as well then

by A.Kur November 23, 2023

POO IN FACE

Poo in ur face on 6th November 2019

POO IN FACE today

by Sub2EasonGamingYT November 5, 2019

The best person on the face of the earth

I LOVE ZOE AND ZOE IS the best person on the face of the earth

"Zoe is the best person on the face of the earth"
OMG YES!

by bribri April 26, 2022

Uncle face

A biological woman who has the unfortunate appearance/countenance of her father's brother.

You have an extreme case of "uncle face."

by Piano79 March 28, 2023

face orgy

The result of heavy, sloppy kissing that borders on the inappropriate.

God just look at that heavy smoochin' goin on there! It looks like a face orgy!

by Bauxb January 2, 2017