Get your dick out of my wallet

What you tell someone when they put their dick in your wallet as a joke.

Guy 1: *Notices that Guy 2's wallet has been left out on the table* now's my chance. *Unzips pants and puts dick in wallet*
Guy 2: I'm finally back. What do you- *stares in silence*
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Get your dick out of my wallet.

by RStickCat34 December 10, 2025

Get your dick in my wallet

The reverse of Get your dick out of my wallet, inviting someone to steal all your money because your righteous and it’s the best thing to do. Give me your money.

Hello, please Get your dick in my wallet I want to ave no money and be scammed, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.

by ObliberTheGreat December 11, 2025

Get the fuck out of my building

A sentence uttered by a somehow hot TV to a poor defenseless woman he found on the street.

Vox: We're finished. I'm not kidding. Get the fuck out of my building. GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BUILDING

by SodatheProtogen December 12, 2025

Lets get them out

Indicating the subject does not have their item out, usually a statistical packet.

Lets get them out

by Brian the Gentleman December 18, 2025

Thistle get prickly

Or "thistle get thorny".

Put on some leather work-gloves before clearing out da overgrown area in da back yard for da new flower-garden --- thistle get prickly!

by QuacksO December 18, 2025

getting a criminal record

hanging out with the naughty kids from school

yeah dude he's over there, getting a criminal record.

by themadcrystal December 20, 2025

Getting Huskied

Coined by the “Tamster” in Ohio. She is a cold ruthless changer of mens eye color by strategically farting within inches of a man’s eye so as to change it’s color creating a “Husky Dog” eye effect… one blue and one brown. Often performed early in the morning when men are most vulnerable, referred to as “Brown Eye”. She then laughs and runs away leaving the man totally dumbfounded, watery eyed and staggering into furniture.Getting Huskied

Getting huskied instead of good good was the last thing that Bob expected from what he though was a fun girl already dedicated to a crazy Russian. . . Bob’s eye is still watering.

by Timmaaay December 22, 2025