by Norgle Tinglecrop May 10, 2021
This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass
by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 29, 2024
by omegachickennugger December 22, 2020
You know what really unhots my dog? How much Ivonne keeps complaining about people using metaphors in a sentence. Like chill dude
by jay the emperor December 31, 2022
by Andre of Astora June 13, 2023
This is a sex move, so get consent. You’ll need some red and yellow dyed lube, and a bitch with an innie pussy. So you get her pants off, lay her on the bed with her legs extended into the air and bent back towards her face. This should expose her pussy lips perfectly. Then you take your dick, and put it in between her pussy lips, but not in, then you put the dyed lube on top of your dick, and slide your dick back and forth. That’s basically it.
by CashMoneyK420 April 03, 2023
Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.
“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”
by Jacobs Ladette December 23, 2024