face cocoon

A bomb ass scarf which makes you feel safe and secure

Gabu: "nice scarf"
Quaid: "BITCH this is my face cocoon!"

by 1234(32433 January 13, 2017

Putting my face on

applying make-up... simples!

I'll be 20 minutes!! I'm just putting my face on!

by tetcha November 26, 2013

Resting pitch face

a sullen or uninterested expression attributed to or unconsciously adopted by a sports person during a match

"Anthony Martial has such a resting pitch face!"

by Matt Windle poet March 7, 2021

Fuck Face

Someone who is a fag and a douche who thinks their good.

(Temperrr)Did Yo see that Guy
(Rainn)Yea He was such a fuck face
(temperrr)Yup so true

by xXML6xSn1p1n6xPr0Xx August 19, 2014

Penis face

Another way of calling someone ugly.

She called my cat a penis face because she didn't like my cat's face.

by Englishwordmaker July 30, 2024

Face mask

A typically cloth based clothing accessory that clearly makes zero difference to the spread of microscopic airborne diseases and is used by typically unhealthy wearers to virtue-signal thier efforts to prevent deadly infections instead of using common sense and staying fit and healthy themselves

(shouted from across the train carriage)... Stay away from me sir, I'm protecting you by wearing my face mask.

by topturkey September 12, 2022

Face like a slapped horse

When you have a long face that looks pretty pissed off.

Wow you have a face like a slapped horse

by Littlechar12483 January 7, 2022