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Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)
by TruthPC October 19, 2009
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Pull a Mal

To pop off and do something really well, or to present an exceptional product
"Wow, that looks great! You really pulled a mal on this project!"

"I gotta stay home and work, I'm tryna pull a mal on this."
by yahahahbabby October 15, 2020
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Pulled a JT

When someone just blew any chance you had with a girl. A total cock block situation.
Guy: so it's getting late do you want to come back to my place and watch some Netflix?

Girl: yeah sounds good.
Guys friend: dude I'm totally coming with!
Guy: Dude you totally just pulled a JT.
Cock blocker Cock blocking
by EightFour November 17, 2016
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Pulling a Bonita

Pulling a Bonita is where you claim you are leaving a site and yet you register a new handle and just deactivate your main account to make others think you left and you send notes to your friends of your new account thinking that making a new account will wipe all bad things that you did off the record books.
She's pulling a Bonita when she claimed that she's leaving DA forever and yet, she has another account on DA just waiting for her to bring her friends to it.
by supersnoozeDA April 30, 2011
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Pull a Conan

When a Mmorpg starts out great, and ends up being crap, and falling on its ass.
Forum Poster One -"Awesome! This new MMORPG came out! I can't wait to play it!"

Forum Poster Two -"Yeah same here, Let's hope it doesn't Pull a Conan."
by SourPickle July 6, 2009
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pulling a karre

“here they go pulling a karre
by itbh September 14, 2020
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pull a yoongi

In the Webtoons series, Save Me, and also the BTS storyline, it is a little known fact that Yoongi sets his apartment on fire with himself inside. When someone uses this term, they wish to do the same.
Don't be scared if I go and pull a Yoongi tonight.
by ventihyuck May 25, 2021
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