Love

Something that's like a fart. If you have to force it, its probably shit.

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you.

by Demetris Demarcus Bartholomew May 5, 2022

True love

What Angel and mondu have. It’s the feeling that you are safe with me with ur life. It’s the feeling of butterflies when we lock eyes or our skin finally connects. True love is when no matter what you have going on I will never judge you and you for you. It’s when I find your biggest flaws ur biggest attractions. True love is when we no one else will feel like home and they evaporate from our minds. True love is when I listen, care and make you feel like you never have to feel fearful , misunderstood or unloved ever. You will feel it everyday for the rest of our life’s because no one on earth deserves TRUE LOVE more than my sweet sexy caring determined intelligent strong hunny.

I don’t want anyone else because what we have is TRUE LOVE.

by Sofritoshunny January 6, 2024

Sonny's love rug

The well oiled chin furniture adorned by the west sides top shagger of tenerife 2018.

"Aw man you smell Sonny's love rug recently?"

"Aye hes not washed dit since Sandra Deacon sat on it and its got ants"

"Fuck sake."

by Churdmeister June 3, 2020

Love

Literal bullshit if you got bad history and/or trust issues.

Love : Being cheated on or hurt mentally in any kind of way which causes you anxiety or trust issues

by JJ-chxn December 1, 2021

Love Quest

1) Someone's desperate search for a romantic or sexual relation with a significant other.
2) Something Chris Chan will never finish

Guy 1: Dude, why are you so happy?
Guy 2: MY LOVE QUEST IS FINALLY OVER!

by Chuli-P April 22, 2024

Love Desp

A male/female who is desperate for love or attention by usually the opposite sex through texting or any form of conversation. A Love Desp will annoy the hell out of any male/female they choose to like.

Desp is the short-cut form of Desperate or Desperation.

Love Desp Girl: HEEY I MISS YOU SO MUCH!
Guy: Hey. Yeah...
Love Desp Girl: SO WE SHOULD HANG OUT LIKE TOMORROW!
Guy: I don't think I can...
Love Desp Girl: OKAY THEN ARE YOU FREE NEXT WEEK?!
Guy: Idk...

by kiis April 18, 2010

Love

Love,never last forever love never last forever love is what people want and can never have love is what makes people stay up till 4am trying to cry themselves to sleep

Love never last

by kool_dude November 13, 2020