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I have a huge cock

I have a huge cock.
I have a huge cock.
by Itz KittyPinkiez June 7, 2024
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COCK N' BALLS

i taste really good and hi attiboy
the cock n' balls taste really good papi
by Snowielololololol October 8, 2021
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cock apron

A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.
Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.
by Polish bike rider July 7, 2016
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Cock throttle

The bun on top of a man's head. AKA a man-bun. A dude with a man-bun loves to suck cock therefore their partner can control the speed of sucking hence Cock Throttle
My gay buddy loves dudes with man-buns because he can really grab that fucker and control the guy he calls it his cock throttle.
by RChammer0409 October 26, 2022
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Cock-Midget

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.
1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.
by DR. HJ October 30, 2012
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Cock Wife

- A married individual who prefers the feminine term 'wife' who is in possesion of a massive (metaphorical or physical) cock (genitalia or animal).
'Hey, have you met Jasmine yet? She 100% radiates big dick energy.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'
by Sillyahh November 12, 2023
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Grady Cock

A Grady Cock is a unit of measurement equal to 5.5 inches.
This jit just jerked his Grady cock, or 5.5 inch shlong, in front of his best friend!
by grady cock lover October 27, 2021
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