hoe face

A face that exhibits the quality of a hoe: dick sucking lips, probably heavy eyeliner or something

Not to be confused with "hoe phase".

She had a hoe face during her hoe phase.

by Queen Thy February 18, 2023

long faced blonde

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face

Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.

by Salty capt. January 26, 2018

Face Plant

Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face

"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"

by Angry Dragon 513 April 8, 2019

shrimp face

When someone exudes or eminates the impression of having the tiny stature of that of a shrimp.

Your a real shrimp face!

by Matt70823 December 19, 2014

begloved face

its when yo fucking skin comes off, google it mate.

"OMG MY SKIN IS COMING OFF."

"Doctor: you have begloved face."

"IM GONNA FUCKIN DIE!!"

by Gayestmanalive January 26, 2023

Screen-face

The unintentional facial expression a person makes while staring at a screen, usually a frown.

Guy 1: “Jessica is always on her phone all the time”
Guy 2: “She’s a pretty girl, too bad she has an ugly screen-face”

by munnandonly June 19, 2019

Bitter Bitch Face

The polar opposite of a female's bubbly smile. It's the grown-up version of the stern look a mom gives a child meaning 'I am displeased'. In the grown up version it's more like 'I am not amused'. Also, it can simply be a relaxation of the happy face a woman puts on for people who matter. This becomes more and more the case with greater age and less make-up.

'Hey, I told your joke to my wife and daughter yesterday." "Did they laugh". "No, all I good was Bitter Bitch Face from both."

by anonymous June 24, 2024