Dog

Innocent little filthy fluff that is nice to cuddle.
When you adopt a dog, he firstly steals your heart, then he steals your bed. When you’re not at home he gets sad, and he will love you unconditionally. They sleep in bagel position sometimes and it makes your heart melt. They eat, sleep, poop, pee and eat your food <3 they don’t speak words but they speak with their little shiny eyes.
They lick you when you’re out of your shower, they eat your shoes sometimes but it’s okay it’s a way to show love :(
me: OMG LOOK HOW HES SLEEPING
dog: bruh I didn’t even do anything
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a man (you have to say it in a deep voice)
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"seek dog"
"could this be dog?"
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but hole"
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"My slut of a girlfriend is such a dog"

"Why?"
"She cheated on me"
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act lazily; fail to try one's hardest
Eric had a reputation for dogging it a little
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