Boom Baby!

When something surprising happens that is a bit humorous you loudly say Boom Baby!

Example: The truck backed into the door, making a loud commotion.

Person says loudly: Boom Baby!

by someone else's handle January 13, 2023

Crime Baby

Crime Baby(s) refer to children, (usually toddlers) that do criminal activities. Such as stealing chocolate from a gas station.

"A Crime Baby just stole a bunch of Kit-Kats!"

"Fucking Crime Babys..."

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD July 1, 2023

Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.

Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma

by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 2, 2023

Napkin Baby

When your daddy cums in a napkin then your mom wipes with it and 9 months later ur ba is born

“mf is a napkin baby”

by hotmanass69 July 2, 2023

baby

a little idiot that is really annoying and was a result of a broken condom

MAN jacob is a baby

by aqz. July 5, 2023

Baby shark

Very similar in many ways to a turtles head but much more aggressive.

Let me I the bathroom it's no longer a turtles head it's formed a baby shark. Oh no......

by Bigfella74 July 5, 2023

Lazy Baby

When your baby is a lazy little shit, half assing things like crawling or eating

"My baby is a Lazy baby"

by Quackity's Baby July 7, 2023