Cock

A majestic body piece used by others as a ride or entertainment piece; a victim of the hand, often being beat to hell before erupting a mountain of semen.

I let a stranger fondle my cock for an easy five bucks last night.

by MajesticAlien April 13, 2019

Tiny cocked piece of shit

A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.

TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!

Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!

TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)

by Thehackiasack69690 April 17, 2019

Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently

Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"

by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019

Cock rocks

A game thats played with friends that involves sliding poprocks candy into the urethra of the players and then having a circle jerk. the first one to nut will feel immense pain once the cum reaches the rocks and sets them off. The Last to survive wins.

They played Cock Rocks at the party

by Vladcyka November 29, 2019

Cock muncher

Sibs

Sibs is a cock muncher

by Benjamin ridges December 1, 2019

gekko cock

Just about what you would expect a gekko cock to be. Frequently used by collegiate sailors for no apparent reason. The two words combine radiate a dangerously high level of crackhead energy.

I don’t know why MJ and Johnny always talk about gekko cocks.

Well, they are sailors so I’m not surprised tbh...

by Texas Toasties December 2, 2019

Cock Slap

When your about to nut and you slap your boyfriend with your cock then nut on the dog beside him.

You wanna get this Cock Slap tonight hunnybun

by Giant Testicles December 5, 2019