Getting Mario Karted

When you get immensely screwed over, while playing Mario Kart, in a way that seems impossible and/or unfair

Player 1: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK, I GET HIT ONCE AND FALL FROM 3RD TO 9TH
Player 2: Poor guy, he's getting Mario Karted

by The CFM 2227 July 23, 2024

Getting The Milk

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.

“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”

by broiledeggs July 22, 2021

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

Getting no bitches

Having absolutely 0 female contact your whole life.

Copyrighted by bshp

damn all these rocket league players are “getting no bitches”

by bshp February 12, 2022

Getting Briaed

When you're in a relationship with someone, then they ask to break up or go on "a break" but still fuck with you

Me: She keeps saying she wants space and when I give it to her she texts me or calls me or flirts with me.

You: Ohhh so you're getting briaed. You give her what she wants but then she keeps you close "as a friend" but does more.

Me: Yeah!? Exactly that how did you know??

You: I've been through it before LOL!

by Unknown_Chris;) September 30, 2021

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by Ilikesailormoon_13 July 11, 2022

Getting athletic

Getting absolutely shitfaced; completely schnockered

Yo are we getting athletic tonight?

by Ddawg69 December 9, 2021