Autumn Dog Mine

Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.

“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”

by Jacobs Ladette December 23, 2024

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Cats vs Dogs

A debate between who is better dogs or cats. to be honest no one is better in this debate its really depends what your needs are if you want a loyal and obedient pet then dog is for you if you prefer a low maintenance pet then a cat is for you or maybe your both either way both are cute and cuddly and deserve to have a loving owner :)

Cats vs Dogs:
P1:I love Cats :3
P2:Oh cool I love Dogs :)
P1:cool :3

by Greatdefiner0291 November 22, 2023

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Hot Dog

usually a weiner (not the type of weiner your probably thinking about), put in between hot dog bread or any sort of bread. It can also be with Ketchup, or Mustard as common appetizers.

Person 1: Ay bro what your opinion of Hot Dogs?
Person 2: You mean the one down.. there?
Person 1: No, an actual Hot Dog.
Person 2: Yeah they taste pretty good.

by urbandici August 30, 2023

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