equine faced

horse faced, having a long face somewhat similar to that of a horse

dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!

john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.

by michael foolsley September 5, 2013

elliott-faced

when you get so drunk you do hood rat shit and sleep on a log

I drank so much that i was ELLIOTT-FACED and slept on a log.

by totslog September 20, 2013

monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

tard face

Euphemism for fucking somebody very well.

You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?

by Badmofochef October 6, 2013

MC Chedda Face

1 (n.) A person who runs over a traffic sign while inebriated and ignores it, resulting in a DUI.

2 (v.) The act of running over a traffic sign while inebriated and ignoring it, resulting in a DUI.

1 Yo MC Chedda Face, you ran over a One Way sign on and parked very obviously next to it... did you expect no one to call the cops just because you were on mad benzos?

2 Bro, you were so drunk last night you ran over the stop sign on my street and just left your car there... way to pull a MC Chedda Face!

by DontbeMC October 12, 2013

Cheetoh Face

People with really bad acne; bumpy gross looking face

Dale asked a girl to homecoming but, she no you have a cheetoh face... Dale was sad.

by Ballchomper69 October 13, 2013

Mum Face

A person with a face like a mum or dinner lady; typically plain, old or generally unprepossessing.

Mum Face (n) or Mum Faced (adj) // Mom Faced (U.S)

Boy #1: That girl has a really hot body.

Boy #2: Yeah, but she's totally mum faced.

by PeaHead October 22, 2013