angry white man

1. Any white man who is angry due to racial inequality based upon his being white.
2. Any white male who, upon discovery, is upset about anything having to do with other races begging for money or credibility based upon their race alone, or offenses committed against their race generations ago.

Blacks expecting money for slavery so that they may purchase ever-bigger rims for their stolen Cadillac make me an angry white man
Hispanics expecting welfare and SSI because they are here illegally and cannot feed their families make me an angry white man

by Superjay December 13, 2008

iron man (paintball)

a type of paintball game usually played in woods. in this version of paintball the markers are all put up to full blast and getting hit doesn't mean your out. your out when you simply can't take the pain anymore. t-shirts and jeans are the only allowed clothing (with the exception of cups, which are highly highly recommended)

Jon: Wtf Steve! you get mauled by a bear?

Steve: nope, but i did win a game of iron man (paintball) last Thursday.

by pancakejoe January 1, 2009

White Man's Boogie

The dance only terrible, non-rhythmic white guys do.
A shuffle from side to side

"Look over there! John's doing the White Man's Boogie!"

"what an idiot."

by BeccaBabyBooBear January 15, 2009

the man of your dreams

Every little girls fantasy, a dangerous misconception that one person can save you from yourself. It is dangerous to assume that they are your soulmate because darling, because a knight in shining armour has never had their armour tested. Do not trust your fifteen year old self idea of true love, they are just a fantasy man.

The man of your dreams was tall, smart and charming. Charming does not mean shit unless they are compassionate.

by Neo Astarte June 18, 2014

gay man's toilet

When the long, hard, wooden handled toilet plunger is put into the toilet bowl, and left to stick straight up into the air.

As Billy the blind kid wandered in to the restroom at pizza hut, he sat down to find quite a surprise. He had just discovered the gay man's toilet.

by cuntpunter69 September 29, 2009

short man's syndrome

A term used to dehumanize short men. On the basis of this prejudiced term, a short man isn't allowed to do anything assertive, confident, or generally masculine without being accused of overcompensating or having short man's syndrome.

Whereas if a taller man exhibited the same exact behavior, nobody would bat an eyelash.

I rudely shoved that short guy at the bar out of my way, and he got all angry about it. Talk about short man's syndrome!

by cosmiccountrynoir May 14, 2011

Mountain Man Suprise

When you get a very hot girl to sleep with you only to find she has a massive amount of pubic hair.

Guy 1: So, how was Rebecca after the party last night?
Guy 2: Fucking Mountain Man Suprise!
Guy 1: Really? I didn't notice.
Guy 2: Gross.

by Perplexing Enigma April 11, 2011