Carebear face

The wide-eyed, estatic face adopted by human females at the point of anal penetration. Alternatively a permanent expression adopted by certain clueless females who believe it makes them look 'sexy'.

I could see her crescendoing to carebear face mode in the wall to wall mirrors as I rogered her.

by Chocolate_Starfish October 20, 2010

crusty face

Someone who has an utter crusty face. Other things that can refer to this is crustifer or flaker

Oh dear that man has a crusty face better give him some E -45

by Rasib Spearbum January 23, 2017

Face dick

Whenever your home boys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:do you wanna get face dick?
Boy 2:hell yeah face dick me!

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

smacked face

to be high as a kite

Sally was smacked face after taking acid

by djvsnusv December 4, 2011

Baby Face G

A person who can’t grow an itch of facial hair

That nigga gordon gotta Baby Face G

by smurrk October 12, 2020

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 31, 2025

face from a far

When your face is not close, but far
In close they can see your face.

Dave: talk with your face from a far!
Bob: why?
Dave: So they won't see your face.

by FluffyPossume February 13, 2022