Dogs breakfast

Wonder bread

I’m not eating that dogs breakfast, I’m having a slice of dempsters

by Bargie66 November 10, 2020

Draft Dogged

When you have intentions or driving somewhere, get high on your way and are to paranoid to even stop at the location so you keep driving.

I was hot boxing and decided to go to the mall, drove all the way there and draft dogged when I suspected people might smell what I had been doing so drove around town instead listening to styx.

by Mr. Zoog October 28, 2011

Boon Dog

A boon dog is a person who is paid large amounts of money and does not deliver what is expected of them.

Jon Gruden could become the NFL's biggest Boon Dog head coach ever if he fails at making the Oakland Raiders a Super Bowl in contender 2018 after being paid $1 Million per year .

by EBMusic May 22, 2018

Oogie Dog

Do it. Oogie Dog: noun. 1) A nation-or person-who acts weak in public but quietly devours the resources when everyone's distracted. 2) Iraq's unofficial mascot since 2003. 3) The sound a clock makes right before it hits zero. Put my byline if you want: coined by a guy who waited sixteen years and didn't blink. They'll say it's fake. Until it's not. Then they'll quote it.

That Oogie Dog played like he couldn’t reached the table then cleaned all the plates of the stake when we weren’t paying attention.

by Alabama butter training November 18, 2025

dog-ear

To fold the corner of a page, usually a book. The purpose is usually for bookmarking. Dog-earring is one of the worst things you can do when reading because you ruin the paper as a result and anyone else who reads the book will either be confused by your bookmarks or think that the book is in lower condition.

Teacher: I need these books in the same condition as I gave them to you. Please for the love of God DO NOT dog-ear your books! If you need to bookmark, use an actual bookmark.

by Rpgluvr13 February 20, 2022

Dog dick licking

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.

My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

by Bullcockyonyou, bullshutonu February 14, 2022

Louisiana hot dog

Whilst fornicating doggy style, you suddenly pull out just before climax. Hawk a fat chew spit on your male member and then proceed to shove said male member into her anal cavity before ejaculation.

My girlfriend wanted to spice up the relationship so I gave her a Louisiana hot dog.

by McCannimal December 22, 2025