Same Sex Marriage

Marriage between two people of the same gender. I may not agree with it or think it's normal, but it doesn't affect me so who the hell cares? It should be legal because it's victimless and it only affects the people who marry. If it makes them happy, so what? I personally think it's unnatural, but I don't care because it doesn't affect me. In America we have the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, and if marrying someone of the same gender allows some people to achieve the last two, then go for it.

James: Do you approve of same sex marriage? I think it's a sin and should be illegal.

Me: I also think it's a sin, but it should be legal because in America we can do whatever we want if it doesn't affect others. Is lying illegal? Is disrespecting your parents illegal? Is worshipping false gods illegal? Is using the lords name in vain illegal? No. All of those are sins and none are illegal, so why should same sex marriage be illegal? Plus, God forgives our imperfections and he loves all of us.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 8, 2020

Opposite-Sex Social Deficiency

Also known as OSSD.

When an individual finds it incredibly difficult to converse or interact with a person of the opposite sex.

Also occurs when an individual can interact with a person of the opposite sex, but speaks without thinking, offends them without knowing it, or just doesn't know how to treat them. This can be seen in terrible boyfriends/girlfriends, pimps, annoying nerds, and short white freckled kids who think they're tough.

Justin: *mumbling* umm.. hi... i'm justin.. uh...
Hottest Girl in School: Hey, um, I don't remember ever seeing you before...
Justin: yeah um that's cus i'm always behind you... wait no i mean...
HGiS: Ew! Get away you freak!

*justin runs back to friends*
Friend: Omg man, do you have OSSD or something?!
Justin: What's that?
Friend: Opposite-sex social deficiency. You can figure it out.

by Synoryth November 5, 2009

Oral Mario Cart Sex

When one person is playing Mario Cart and the other is giving them oral

Person A: Damnnnnnnnnn bro me and Jessie did some good ass Oral Mario Cart Sex last night.
Person B: Nice one bro, me and Chris gonna do some tonight.

by god_of_oranges August 1, 2021

Hotline Bling Sex Move

To fill your condom with hot sauce after sex

Ayyy yoo dog I filled my condom with hot sauce so she can't dump the semen into her pussy later
Hotline Bling Sex move defined as, "To fill your condom with hot sauce after sex"

by yules117805 January 14, 2022

Journée internationale du Sexe

C’est la journée internationale du sexe le 30 mai! Vous pouvez avoir des relations sexuels avec n’importe quelle personne. Si vous êtes mariées, en couple ou autres vous devez le faire avec votre partenaire.

Fred: Salut! Vien on baise chez moi!
Anna: Ew non! Je ne sais même pas tu es qui!
Fred: C’est la journée internationale du sexe...
Anna: Ah oui desoler! On va chez toi tout de suite?
Fred: Mais oui !

by Johnnyyyy123456789 May 25, 2019

Oral sex candy blast

When giving a female oral take a blizzard with candy pieces in it is placed in virgins and lick it out.

James preferred his oral sex with cookie and crème blizzard with gummy bears sprinkled over it. He likes to ask would his partner enjoy a oral sex candy blast.

by CaPi 2 August 20, 2022

Sex with the black haired waitress

A drink made with jaeger, sprite and coke combined. Sometimes whiskey is substituted for jaeger but there is more coke in that version.

Look at Denny! That sex with the black haired waitress made him pass out!!

by Amo 83 November 11, 2021