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Pulling a Maarten

Being absent without letting friends know
A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!
by SAJEMA October 21, 2010
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Pull the piggy

Ask a fat girl her favourite colour and walk away before she replies
“Here lads, there’s one, you have to pull the piggy”
“Hey girl, what’s your favourite colour?”
by Otisruby14712459 September 25, 2021
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Pulling a Ted

When one blows off plans with friends to jerk off into the exhaust pipe of a Brand New AMG GT series vehicle.
Dam dude Teds pulling a Ted on us tonight smh
by BILLLLLYBOB6996 February 27, 2020
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Pulling an Austin Worthington

1. Pulling and austin worthington is slang for having a horrible, painful, unfortunate, unfair, unhappy or just plain bad event take place in your life.
2. It also can be used to sum up the life of a very unfortunate person.
"That guy jut got stabbed 14 times, raped, his family left him and everyone in the room went over to him and started kicking in the gut while spitting on him."

"Yep that guy is pulling an Austin Worthington"
by Ustin Orthington October 14, 2011
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Pulled A Bubsie

Where a fictional person is unintentionally killed.
“I Pulled a bubsie last night.”
“Right who did you kill.”
“Kate…”
“Who’s Kate?”
“Kate from life is strange.”
by Froggo! January 18, 2024
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Pull a Batman

When you have to do one of two things:
1) Beat the ever living shit out of someone because they did something to tick you off.
2: You have to do incredible detective work to figure something out, IG: to find out who a friend likes, to find out where you put something, to find out who's been talking junk, etc.
Commonly associated with Batman this bitch.
1. Man, Frank's been pissing me off lately. I think I'm gonna have to Batman this bitch.
2: "Wait Joe, who do you like?"
"I'm not telling you."
"Fine. I'll just pull a Batman and figure it out."
by SteelNick November 28, 2015
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Pulling a fatjew

The act of sniping/stealing (aggregating) another person's content without said person's prior consent or deliberatly lacking adequate citation in an attempt to credit the content's creator.

Unless, of course, said thief is approached in masses to credit a content's op in light of being offered a contract to write a book, even though the thief has probably never read an entire book without the forced intervention of an education supervisor (teacher).
"My girlfriend is so funny. Look at all these hilarious memes she's texting me."

"Dude, she's totally pulling a fatjew on you... I saw that on tumblr 3 months ago. Your gf is lame af."

"Why are you on tumblr? You're 31?"

"That's not the issue in question here, Jack!... Focus, for cripes sake."
by SirAsshat January 17, 2016
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