Facebook Baby

When two persons meet each other thru facebook mostly ending in meeting up on a date or hookup resulting in a future facebook baby.

Chad : my parents met at the fair,what about you billy?

Ned: my parents met at a restaurant parking lot.

Jessie : ned your parents lying ,my mom knows your parents and told me youre a facebook baby like me .

by Pussylicker6677 September 21, 2018

baby

shit that makes you weak
you literally go weak when you get called this

person 1: i miss you baby

person 2: *foolishly blushes*

by grandma meg December 3, 2019

my baby

Your boyfriend or girlfriend, something you can use if you don't want to mention his/her actual name.

"You're my baby," for example, means you're my boyfriend/girlfriend and another is for if you were to say "my boyfriend" without getting names involved.

by gamers are amazing October 19, 2021

baby shelves

Wide hips on a woman that make you want to procreate with her

Check out the swaying baby shelves on Mona… I’d hose down her ovaries without hesitation.

by Malician January 10, 2025

Old man baby

Your father

I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.

by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019

baby doomer

Someone who looks cute but will fuck you up

Someone: Oh, he's so cute.
Me: Cute? He's a baby doomer

by babydoomer November 15, 2023

Fallout baby

Children born to Central American undocumented immigrants. Ultimately termed for the generations of socioeconomic fallout from anchor babies and their descendants.

- Héctor is 14 years old and his 13 year old girlfriend is pregnant. They dropped out of school and went on welfare.

- Yeah that’s a fallout baby for you.

by Bonerup October 4, 2022