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poor man's cock

An old, beaten up car that is considered by it's owner to be the 'dog's bollocks' (or an extension of his manhood), when in reality it is a piece of crap that has been given a tastless and offensive chav transformation using cheapo motor store and eBay 99p 'stick on' shite. Expect to see big bore exhausts or chrome 5" wide add-on stuck over the exisiting tailpipe (and lots of blue smoke), home made whale tail spoilers, spray can paintjobs, blue LED washer jets, neons, chrome hubcaps that are supposed to look like alloys, lexus style or blacked out rear lights, shite music played too loud and cap adorned, blingtastic chav driver wearing burberry or bench clothing from TK Maxx.
"Oh my god, look at that twat driving in his poor man's cock." or "Jesus, that car is a piece of shit, a real poor man's cock."
by Goops The Jetman September 10, 2008
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work mans cleavage

bending over and showing the crack of your ass when your pants/jeans slide down.
bending over after walking or working and couldnt be bothered to pull your dacks up, and showing your ass crack.My daughter bent over, i could see her work mans cleavage, so i told her if she doesnt pull her jeans up ill drop an ice cube down her work mans cleavage, she didnt so i did.
by Glitter Girl May 13, 2006
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man o' war

n. A synonym for a shot of liquor. Usually articulated in a loud and elongated way; a sort of war cry.
Partygoer 1: Man o' War?

Partygoer 2: Fuck yeah, Man o' War. Man o' War?

Partygoer 3: Yup. Man o' War?

Partygoer 4: Man o' War, for sure.

Partygoers 1, 2, 3 & 4: MANOWAAAAAAAAAAAR!
by 1421419 November 30, 2009
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poor mans coke

Common street slang for crystal meth (methenphetamine). Used because coke is expensive for a short high while crystal meth is much less for almost a 48 hour high.
Guy: I'm gonna go pick up some coke for the weekend.
Salesguy: Why try coke when you can try poor mans coke, it's much cheaper and it last longer ... It's Great!
by Rapapapaptta March 3, 2006
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man candy monday

man candy Monday is the female version of man crush Monday someone females find attractive
girl: my man candy Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm

boy: my man crush Monday is Justin Timberlake #mcm
by sandrwich September 14, 2013
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spider-man 3

well suck my ass and call me a bitch... contrary to my other definition, venom WILL be in it. The second villain will be the sandman. Gwen Stacy will be in it too. The teaser poster has spider-man wearing a black suit. However, venom may show up for sm4. The release date is still set for may 4 2007.
a teaser trailer for spider-man 3 will be shown with the movie Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby on august 4. the full trailer is expected to be shown with ghost rider a few months before the movie opens.
by Adrian April 22, 2006
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Old Man Winter

A creepy old man who rapes and ejaculates on people who live in unheated homes in the winter. Characterized by an icicle dick and two large snow balls. On walks to school or work he is the one blowing his load on your exposed skin. He has no mercy and is a rat bastard.
-Dude, I put on as many layers as possible but old man winter some how got through to my ass and had his way with me.

-That's nothing dude. I woke up this morning and he'd blown his load on my face and there wasn't enough hot water in the tank to shower it all off.
by Peter North Pole January 2, 2008
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