Getting Briaed

When you're in a relationship with someone, then they ask to break up or go on "a break" but still fuck with you

Me: She keeps saying she wants space and when I give it to her she texts me or calls me or flirts with me.

You: Ohhh so you're getting briaed. You give her what she wants but then she keeps you close "as a friend" but does more.

Me: Yeah!? Exactly that how did you know??

You: I've been through it before LOL!

by Unknown_Chris;) September 30, 2021

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Get-the-fuck-out-food

Definition(s):
1. Verb/ The act of asking someone to leave your: home, dwelling, or living situation with one’s box of well-thought-out, prepared, or organized vessel of food.
2. Adjective/ A rude way of asking a chef, or culinarian, to leave your home, or dwelling with their food, and tools immediately.
3. Simplistically/ “FUN” at the closure of “family time”.
4. Not to be confused with: “get your shit, and go.”

Sentence usage: “Is that your… get-the-fuck-out-food?”

by @_agapewellness December 11, 2024

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Getting The Milk

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.

“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”

by broiledeggs July 22, 2021

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