A man that continues to only enjoy or put forth pleasure through the anus. Little respect held so therefore he holds this title.
I saw that ass pipe walk out of the bathroom with a cringing smirk on his face, and when I entered the bathroom there were two other men passed out on the ground.
by babbo xmas December 12, 2006
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Get the joe ass mug."dude did you see that jobless stoner playing Crash Bandicoot?
yeah bro I did he is an ass bandit, haha ass bandicoot, I mean what kind of faggot plays thats shit anyway, well the kind who like their shit pushed in, thats who
yeah bro I did he is an ass bandit, haha ass bandicoot, I mean what kind of faggot plays thats shit anyway, well the kind who like their shit pushed in, thats who
by 0342578-20157=572 vnqfd May 25, 2009
Get the Ass Bandicoot mug.wen u jump out of a plane and r plummeting thru the air w/ such a great velocity, tht wen u land on a random person in the street, their head goes up ur ass and out ur mouth!
dude; this fucker parachuter ass swallowed me, becuz his parachute broke! it blew. i got all up in tht ass. good thing he died b cuz he didnt hav his parachute. stupid fucker.
by fucksoid March 15, 2005
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Get the ass clown mug.Ass mulch is a sticky brown substance excreted from the anus. Once excreted it is placed outside in direct sunlight to cake in the heat. The resulting odor can be smelled from a distance of over ten metres and anyone within that radius when the ass mulch is 'Fully caked' will suffer from death. The texture after cooking willm be crispy and crusty like batter on a fish but shit. It can be consumed, but if you want to feel like someone shoved gravel down you throat while dumping in you mouth, be my guest, however the taste has been know to resemble compost mixed with raw sewage and bassil.
There is an alternate way of making Ass Mulch, it can be put in a berlap sack (known as a shittysack) and left to 'mature' at the bottem of your local compost heap. The characteristics are relatively similar to the 'caked ass mulch', only it has a distinct after taste of someone pouring liquified ass cookies down the throat.
There is an alternate way of making Ass Mulch, it can be put in a berlap sack (known as a shittysack) and left to 'mature' at the bottem of your local compost heap. The characteristics are relatively similar to the 'caked ass mulch', only it has a distinct after taste of someone pouring liquified ass cookies down the throat.
Alex: OM MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT SMELL?!?!?!? IT MADE MY NOSE BLEED ITS THAT BAD!!!!!
Tom:It could be only one thing, MY ASS MULCH!!!!! I wondered where it had got to
Tom:It could be only one thing, MY ASS MULCH!!!!! I wondered where it had got to
by Analex January 23, 2009
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