New Ass

New - That which is not old.
Ass - Something for everone to pound on.

New Ass - Someone that is not old and is there for everyone to enjoy pounding.

He has become the New Ass around here!

by Somerti Tenaniam October 28, 2004

joe ass

a large and sometimes jiggly posterior on a pale white chick

Mandy Moore

by Ees Ofagus February 13, 2004

ass swallow

wen u jump out of a plane and r plummeting thru the air w/ such a great velocity, tht wen u land on a random person in the street, their head goes up ur ass and out ur mouth!

dude; this fucker parachuter ass swallowed me, becuz his parachute broke! it blew. i got all up in tht ass. good thing he died b cuz he didnt hav his parachute. stupid fucker.

by fucksoid March 15, 2005

Ass Bandicoot

People who play the video game Crash Bandicoot, They are ass bandits for it and thats why

"dude did you see that jobless stoner playing Crash Bandicoot?

yeah bro I did he is an ass bandit, haha ass bandicoot, I mean what kind of faggot plays thats shit anyway, well the kind who like their shit pushed in, thats who

by 0342578-20157=572 vnqfd May 25, 2009

Ass monkey

a homosexual male who does the fucking, aka the top

josh is a real ass monkey--he knows how to plow the puddin!

by Shelly January 16, 2003

ass clown

One who smells like a circus folks bottom end.

Bill Gates or Steven SEAGULL

by Zig January 31, 2004

ass blocker

A fag who blocks another fag from getting some.

Barry can be such an ass blocker at times.

by hvac doc February 5, 2008