pussy whipped

Means your girlfriend/wife/ex-wife/wish-you-were-getting-some comes first before anything else.

"Dude, you are so pussy whipped for buying your ex-wife diamond earrings on her birthday when she cheated on you with your best friend!"

"I can't go to the basketball game with my best friends cause my wife wants to watch the Sex and the City finale and you stay home!"

"You guy friends are going to the strip club and you go to your woman's bachelorette party for her friend"

by InfinityApe December 17, 2013

Pussy Whipped

A guy who will do whatever a female requests of him.

aka Oliver MacDougall

Bro did he leave us again?

yeah he's walking 60 minutes away for a girl

He's so pussy whipped bro

by 655656655 March 15, 2024

Pussy Whipped

The definition of Pussy Whipped is Jack Tulley sniffing Kira Cockrams shitter. HE IS ALWAYS UP HER BATTY!

I cant take this banter anymore boys. I AM PUSSY WHIPPED.

by TopShaggah March 18, 2024

Pussy Whipped

(1) adj - situation whereupon a male is undeniably at the mercy of his high-maintinence girlfriend & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girlfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex
(1) omg, tom's girl has him so fucking pussy whipped that instead of going to the yankees game with me and the boys, he spent his whole weekend at the pottery barn expo, picking out ceramic cats and china patterns. ::insert cracking bull-whip sound HERE::

(2) if she didn't give it up all the time, he wouldn't be so goddamned pussy whipped.

PERSON 1: What the hell is Hugo wearing.
PERSON 2: Oh, his girlfriend has him pussy whipped.

by EDGY@))# November 11, 2017

pussy whipped

when your friend decides to go and follow his girlfriend across the country to live in a camper because he is controlled by her pussy.

Tom: Phillip, what are you doing with your life?
Phillip: I'm going to live with my girlfriend in a camper.

Tom: Man, you're so pussy whipped.

Phillip is pussy whipped.

by pussydestroyer424 October 18, 2017

Pussy whipped

Obsessed and totally obiedient to his girlfriend, never having balls in anything involving going against his girlfriend, also choosing his girl over his friends

Kyle emerson is pussy whipped to his girlfriend

by 17bryce April 05, 2019

pussy whipped

to be controlled by your significant other or to do things just for the sake of getting pussy.

hey did you see Isaac hes being pussy whipped by Mariah

by FaZe Skinny Penis January 28, 2017