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Courtney Poop

Last night I had a dream of being a Courtney Poop
by Shreksmybiggreendaddy November 23, 2018
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poop-dickery

when something goes wrong, is broken, or is not in you favor
i cant believe that girl stood me up again. thats a flat out load of poop-dickery if i've ever seen one
by EastCoastPowerHouse April 7, 2011
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Perfection Poop

A rare occurrence for most. But for a select, fortunate few this can happen on a number of occasions in their lifetime.

n; The finely smooth turd slides out with ease and leaves no need for a wipe. Just when you think it can't get better you look down to admire the specimen you've created to realize that it has vanished all the way down the toilet without the need for a flush.

Perfection Poop.
Sally: "Did you just...?"

Anthony: "Yes. I produced my first Perfection Poop."

Sally: "I love you so much."
by damountainous October 23, 2011
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poop glow

The feeling of euphoria that sets in and stays with you after a huge crap.
Paul: Holy crap, man. I just took a huge shit and now I have the poop glow.

Donny: Shut the hell up man. I don't need to know about your shit.
by bloogablargablargabloop July 31, 2012
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Hush poop

When you turn on the faucet when you are pooping to dampen the plopping sound.
I had to hush poop when my friends were over.
by fartknuckle March 3, 2009
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poop anxiety

the fear of not being able to poop in the comfort of your own bathroom before you have to go somewhere. this is especially common amongst morning poopers and if you think about it too much it can actually prevent the ability to poop.
i have to meet my peeps for breakfast early this morning and it's giving me poop anxiety.
i had to catch an early morning flight and it caused massive poop anxiety. luckily i was able to go right before i was about to walk out the door.
man my stomach is killing me! i had major poop anxiety this morning and i still haven't been able to go.
by phrederick December 21, 2014
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poop up

when you misspell popped up on your key board so now you are stuck pooping up🏴 ☠️
you: “*word*”

you: “oh no i didnt mean to type that it just pooped up on my keyboard
someone: “muehehehhe..😈😈😈 u poop up now”
by justiceforthesillyers March 31, 2023
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