May 28

May 28 is the National Give Your Girl Head Day, meaning you have to give head to your girlfriend no matter what

Gf: Hey it s may 28!
Bf: And?
Gf: Get on your knees.

by TsukiiLmao May 23, 2022

May 29

Kiss anyone you want

Hey it’s may 29 can I get an kiss

by Fudndbf May 29, 2022

May 14th

The day you’ll make it official with the greatest person you’ll ever meet. It is a day that you’ll never forget as one of the greatest in your lifetime. Whether it is a proposal or asking someone to be your S/O, May 14th is a special day for you and your sweetheart 🥰

Man, my day with with her on May 14th was everything I could of ever wanted.

by mattpop December 9, 2021

12th of may

12th of may wow what a shite day to be born people with the biggest dicks are born on this day only people born on this day can gobble down a pack of grapes in a second

I’m born on the 12th of may- ewww you have a big Willy

by Smellyballbag723 December 29, 2021

19th May

THE WORLDS MOST SEXY PERSON IS BORN AND THEY LOVE HABEEB

MEHAK LOVES HABEEB. AND SHE BORN ON THE 19th May TO MARRY HABEEB

by BIG DADDDDDDY February 4, 2022

Teresa May

The worst United Kingdom prime minister in history.

Teresa May started Brexit therefore is VERY ANNOYING.

by I've chosen this because it's January 8, 2021

sarah-mai

a beautiful person that everyone loves

wow you are definitely a Sarah-Mai

by Zane armstrong January 29, 2021