The type of guy that will rock your world and has the best personality and looks out of everyone he knows. Usually knows a Tyler Wilson or chink that gets made fun of constant
by Poopycock December 30, 2019
Get the Matthew Van Peltmug. I did the Vincent van Goo last night and still haven't gotten my hearing back.
The Vincent van Goo makes it possible for men with micropenises to have a satisfying sex life.
The Vincent van Goo makes it possible for men with micropenises to have a satisfying sex life.
by AudenSnow May 27, 2019
Get the Vincent van Goomug. Marianne Van Es is a word used for describin a woman more close to an entity / demi goddess, rather than an actual human. Mariannes are very trustable, enjoyable, smart and friendly people who use their knowledge to help the tormented soul of Monster legends to survive, like helpin them retrivin accounts, manipulatin space time in order to make old monsters avaiable in upcoming events, protectin F1rst class from their arch enemies (with the help of her holy powers) etc etc. Marianne Van Es are usually sigma women in nature, who impose their superiority on beta females by flexing their armies of protecteds males.
Me : hey Jayden bow down, its Marianne Van Es
Jayden : *bow down*
Mari : Get up mortal, im a generous goddess
Jayden : *bow down*
Mari : Get up mortal, im a generous goddess
by XORGBORG February 19, 2022
Get the Marianne Van Esmug. A guy who breaks out his guitar any chance he gets,even though he sucks at playing it! Can't be joking he has to belive he is killing it!
That bonfire was going really well until that guy broke out his guitar. He pulled an Eddie -van-failing on that night!
by Potentialwasted July 24, 2015
Get the Eddie -van-failingmug. When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.
Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"
Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
by Lark Druid February 6, 2022
Get the The Van Schwack Lawmug. clayton is a talented person, although a show off, he can be quite annoying. clayton's life goal is to show off and be the best, the competition is generally weak, but can be challenging. being friends with a clayton can be highly beneficial, they are extremely intelligent and athletic they will help you with your work and defend you to no end
by the_merchant- September 8, 2019
Get the clayton van leeuwenmug. The Van Schwack Theory, is the theory that it's very common in conversation that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant, then it does to simply say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant!
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.
by Lark Bear May 23, 2022
Get the Van Schwack Theorymug.