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Urban dictionary 

A website where a bunch of people look up their own names on
Guy 1 *looks up his own name on urban dictionary

Urban dictionary 

A website where you can read dumb shit
Urban dictionary by Assclapituss February 1, 2020

Urban Dictionary 

The best and most reliable dictionary in the world. It gives you the most accurate definnitions you could ask for.
Urban Dictionary by A_Manwithhiv February 17, 2020

Urban Dictionary 

(noun)

| ur·ban dic·tio·nary |

Definition
: an online lexicon containing free and uncensored info about the meanings, pronunciations, uses and origins of words everyone is thinking about yet not saying out loud... and not just about words the Censurers want you to know.
By hyperlinking a comment, my friend Flanje -unknowingly- introduced me to the internet gem that Urban Dictionary is.
Urban Dictionary by frenioz00 February 21, 2020

Urban dictionary 

A dictionary that includes modern language. people can add definitions to it.
Urban dictionary by PeachClovers February 21, 2020

Urban dictionary 

It's a place where incompetent baboons live amongst other incompetent baboons in a experimental society of monkeys, such as I a mental scientist hailing from the great state of Australia where my wi-fi only works between 6pm and 1am on Wednesdays. thank you for your consideration of such a thought as this.
Person A: Am I stupid

Person B: look up your own name on urban dictionary and decide that the top result is all that you will ever amount to

Person A: but my name is mario

Person B: it says on the page that your an italian who hates turtles

Person A: but im from ireland and I have pet a turtle

Person B: not anymore, KILL THE TURTLE

person A: good point