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Chasing the unicorn

Usually referring to when you are watching porn and you are hours/multiple videos deep into side click videos when you find "the unicorn" or the perfect video to get you off and achieve orgasm. You often can not go back for the unicorn unless you again get lost in porn videos.
Ex. Person 1: "Dude you were in the bathroom for 45 minutes."

Person 2: "Sorry man, I got lost chasing the unicorn. "
by Stormehstar May 31, 2016
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unicorn horn

A hairstyle created by using obscene amounts of hair gel and spray, forcing the hair upward into a hornlike shape. Worn only by those who possess enough balls to DO IT.
Yo homie, my unicorn horn is BALLIN'.
by CarreraRider911 December 13, 2008
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horny unicorn

sticking a used condom to a girls fore-head
by RyanCock February 22, 2009
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Dirty Unicorn

Considered foreplay, one straps a dildo onto their face or forehead, then proceeds to furiously thrash their head in a up/down motion in their partners nether regions.
While getting frisky with Hermione, Ron put the strap-on onto his face and gave her the Dirty Unicorn !
by The Crackens ass August 18, 2016
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fuck unicorn

an obscene gesture using the middle finger projecting from one's forehead
IDIOT: *fuck unicorn gesture*
MORON: What, man? Thats hurtful, man.
IDIOT: Less hurtful than a regular "fuck you."
MORON: How so?
IDIOT: Well if anyone was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself, wouldn't you at least want it to be a unicorn?
MORON: True, dude. That's deep, yo.
by shark28 June 26, 2014
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Fluffy Unicorn

A person who receives rainbow colored, cotton candy flavored condoms. They sometimes come with fake fur.
Bob: Hey guess what
Billy: What?
Bob: You're a Fluffy Unicorn}!
Billy: Wow that's amazing!
by jackiethepotato September 20, 2016
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true unicorn

When a girl likes to suck dick and likes to swallow.

true unicorn unicorn
That girl is a true unicorn...she sucks dick like she loves it and swallows.
by Coldblooded October 17, 2015
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