Under The Influence

it means you are currently on drugs

1.dude are you under the influence?
2.fuck you american

by dudematesex August 10, 2008

undercarraige

the area between your sack and arsehole thats is usually an unwholly mess if wearing dirty swimming shorts, net chaffing usually is the main cause of a destructed undercarraige.

show us that talcum powder til i cure the mess in my undercarraige.

my undercarraige is killing me, show us that talcum powder.

i need some talcum powder, my ronnie blunderbarrage is in bits and pieces.

by Conor Gannon August 23, 2007

Under the thumbs

When a girl is riding you cowgirl and you put your hands behind your back as if tied up, whilst both of your thumbs are up your own ass as she is riding... grinding your thumbs into your G-Spot.

John: Shirley had me under the thumbs last night
Mike: Nice! How awesome is it when they come once and think they’re in control... meanwhile you’ve milked your prostate seven times.
John: Two thumbs up ey!?

by Shoogy June 11, 2018

under 21 creeper

someone who is way cooler than any of your 21+ pals.

Pat secretly wants to hang out with an under 21 creeper because they are more fun.

by sjl435 December 21, 2008

The Under Toe

The she-male cleft, reffering to its gravitational pull, thus sucking you in.

I tried to come up for air but the undertoe had pulled me back down.

I'm suffocating in the Under toe.

Damn bitch, yr under toe is outta control!

I was attracted to your under toe like a fly to a bug zapper

by Twat Knocker's annonymous January 31, 2006

Under Armour

Clothes that rednecks who think they're all star baseball players who get all the girls. Football players use to wear it underneath their jerseys and pads. Most baseball players who ride the bench wear it.

I wear Under Armour so I must be the best baseball player out there!

All the ladies love my Under Armour!
I wear Under Armour to distract everyone from noticing I don't get any play time!

Wannabe Baseball Douche JerkDick Cocksucker Loser Ladybeater benchwarmer

by GloseUpG December 3, 2015

bit under the weather

This is the British middle class equivalent of the exclamations 'ill' or 'sick', meaning cool. Being terribly modest and reserved, one doesn't want to overstate things.

Yo brother, that deck is a bit under the weather

by Bob Q. Holness August 26, 2008