Typed

A word used to describe someones type (the person they like) in a degrading way or calling someone a lost cause. It can be used in place of the word dead ass (when someone is a lazy, umemployed, stupid and they sit around playing games all day)

Man 1: look at this girl shes so hot (girl is not hot)
Man 2: your typed.

Man 1: i failed all my classes
Man 2: your typed

by Sebrome December 28, 2024

type something a typical

Typing something a-typical. Atypical means unnatural, or abnormal.

Telemachus: Hey Nebuchadnezzar II, type something a typical
Nebuchadnezzar II: Well, it's actually spelled "atypical", but here you go: uufghcdfdsfhjgfvh775577
Telemachus: You are stretching the definition of a typical. I thought you would at least put in some effort, but you just let your cat walk across the keyboard.

by QwertyManWasTaken February 9, 2025

A different type of monkey

(n.) The kind that isn't a man.

You can order the special or you can get a different type of monkey.

by TJ Tremorgun September 18, 2017

Type 3 Diabetes

When someone is completely addicted to SUGAA...

YOUR MOTHER HAS TYPE 3 DIABETES...

by Sloppypapi April 19, 2017

Type delete

Used when texting as a replacement for what you really want to say, as in, you've typed and deleted several responses already but can't quite get the wording right . Let's the recipient know that you are mulling over the response and not ignoring the question.

Wayne: Will you still love me when I'm in my carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase?

Cassandra: Type delete

by SecretRat November 11, 2017

type snacks

a version of “type shit” but instead a clean version for you to say priso- i mean school

~At school~
*carly*: i like your shoes
*your hgs/hbs*: typee shi-
*bonquesha*: *looks at the teacher, watching them*
TYPE SNACKS
*everyone else follows her phrase*: TYPE SNACKS

created by milan w.💕

by anonymous August 1, 2024

Spaz-type

when one needs to sound exited but lacks the ability to do so, such as during an internet conversation. It is accomplished by "spazzing" all over you keboard.

some examples would be:
"adsgfahsgdsadff"
"opdfkmkocpdsf"
"bjuvnvcjkxskfd"

..and so forth.

Dude1: man, I just accomplished (insert lifelong-dream here), i was all like "sahjdksahjsajkhsd"
Dude2: from the looks of that spaz-type, it was pretty exiting.

by Von Stixx February 23, 2009