Desert twat

A dry vagina. When the vagina no longer gets "wet" when aroused. A vagina after menopause.

I hooked up with an older chick last night I had to lube her desert twat with spit.

by pradowhite72 June 3, 2015

Twat Tots

The female equivalent of a 'Man Child.'

Anna and Heather are both being catty bitches.
"Would you two knock it the hell off? You're both being major Twat Tots right now." Melanie scolded.

by vulgarqt December 9, 2017

Twat breather

A twat breather is a person with a vagina that stands in front of you to air out the nether regions

That chick was a real twat breather at the concert last night

by Ten ton brick June 7, 2017

Twat burger

acting like a crazy be'och

Sometimes, other Girl Scout moms act like total twat burgers.

by 7*16*8 October 6, 2015

twat jockey

1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man whore.

1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."

female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."

by woahbaby!!! January 14, 2010

Twat buddy's

Two girls who are obsessed with eachother and spend every waking minute together. They usually have something in common like guys who don't appreciate them. They also often lick eachother' twat on the low low.

Hey have you seen Elizabeth lately? No she's too busy being twat buddy's with Taylor

by Merlotandcabernet September 8, 2015

Twat McFuck

1. A person who answers something really obvious incorrect
2. A Incredibly annoying person
3. A Person (more commonly a man) with an IQ lower than 69

Some kid: Your face is the size of the football field!
Another kid: Shut up you Twat McFuck

by KnightzFoLife September 4, 2016