Thunder Blumpkin

Is related to a blumpkin however the giver has pop rocks in their mouth to give extra excitement!

Ted was tired of a normal blumpkin so he thought to give Suzy some pop rocks to add more excitement and thus became the thunder blumpkin!

by Chase me if you can November 14, 2010

Tender Lizard

Michael William Denney Thunder Wizard

1.) Tender Lizard believes he's mahadeva and his "students" buys into it.
2.) Tender Lizard is so impulsive he judges strangers without even knowing them!

by xYourDadx May 31, 2020

ThunderBlunt

A legendary blunt rolled by Snoop Dogg himself and lit by Zeus's thunder bolt. And only puffed apon by only the most legendary of gamers.

"Have you heard of The Legend of the ThunderBlunt?"

by ThunderBlunt November 24, 2021

Cue the Thunder.

Pointing out something bad before it happens... Or when someone is about to get mad.

Person 1: "Ahhh shit I am so going to fuck up this presentation tomorrow."

Person 2: "Hahahaha, Cue The Thunder."

or

Person 1: "The next time I see him I'm going to fuck him up"
Person 2: "Uhh oh! Cue The Thunder. man."

by Sugarcube414 July 16, 2010

thunder thighs

Anyone with disproportionately large upper legs; specifically, L. Chroman.

Oh SH!T, THUNDER THIGHS is about to kick the door down...Los!Los!Los!

by jj colt September 17, 2003

Mexican Thunderbutt

You know those one Mexican chicas in the group that nobody every gets with, kindda like the American DUF or DUFF. (Deignated ugly friend- Designated ugly fat friend)

Paco ate a taco when a grupo of chicanas passed by. He commented on all but the Mexican Thunderbutt. She was sad she ordered 12 bean burritos to-go with her diet coke.

by Viri and Heath May 31, 2009

tender

primarily used in utah. its when two people do the following: kiss, hold hands, hug, and flirt. something said or done, lovingly or affectionately.

girl 1: "omg! you were totally being tender with him!!"

girl 2: "i know!! it was so exciting. that means he likes me, riht?"

girl 1: "yes! i could feel the tenderness in the air!!!"

by aarbear21 November 22, 2010