An absolute cunt of a man who has a blonde head the shape of a monkeys ballsack. Likes to lick the little kids in parts that are not voluntarily presented to him. If you find yourself in a situation where you ever smell one of his farts, EVACUATE, because sorry man but you’re a goner. Those things can wipe out the entire earth. Also he likes his nostrils being licked so go lick his nostrils if you see him.
by SpreadingDemCheecks January 6, 2024
Get the Tommy hackermug. Usually very handsome very mexican associated with some great men like Jesus, Adolf, putin the leader of russia, the leader of Isreal, vector, Batman, Christian bale, dababy, Johnny sins, Peter Parker, chico, Remy (cus he onb cooks), Rasputin. Usually not very good looking but he's a comedian so shi goes good wit the girls known to have the pete davidson effect he pulls occasionally mostly older girls friends wit patrizio steals cars frome harmons and Macy's and target and at Walmart only once... twice actually a formula 1 car and a rc car from fast and furious works out not very often and eats beans.
Young Civil teen- "yo its being dragged across the room"
Batman himself- "well ofc it's Tommy"
Young Civil teen- "but how can it be so long its almost 19 inches"
"Yo who's that kid that walking around with it swinging around"
Tommy's good friend Nicolas Cage- " that's my boy Tommy he's known to have the biggest of all time very sexy guy tbh no gay shi"
Batman himself- "well ofc it's Tommy"
Young Civil teen- "but how can it be so long its almost 19 inches"
"Yo who's that kid that walking around with it swinging around"
Tommy's good friend Nicolas Cage- " that's my boy Tommy he's known to have the biggest of all time very sexy guy tbh no gay shi"
by Big man tommy November 23, 2023
Get the Tommymug. He is a right tit and so annoyin but he is so canny he is also a FUCKIN TROUT and he is me bestie so if anyone hurts um then al knock ui clean out right
By laura (am a geordie from ashington hun buns)
Hmu on snapchat - laura_rose246
By laura (am a geordie from ashington hun buns)
Hmu on snapchat - laura_rose246
Emily: laura av just seen a right weird fuckin trout
Laura: ah yea that will be wor tommy gibson just gan for a swim
Laura: ah yea that will be wor tommy gibson just gan for a swim
by Pussy cat May 26, 2018
Get the Tommymug. A man who doesn't no it really love anyone, but himself. He is very selfish person. He will lie and manipulate you until you become bat shit crazy. He will tell you he loves you, but really he only loves himself. Beware of Tommy!
by lovely48 November 4, 2022
Get the Tommymug. 
by Em.sars April 9, 2019
Get the Tommy Two Timemug. Teacher )Ok class look at this tree (Tommy) pussy (teacher) Tommy shut the hell up (Tommy) pussy (teacher) I'm not playing these games
by RtC iMoRTaL July 23, 2018
Get the Tommymug.