hoof the back doors in

A term to express forced anal violation, usually of a female.

I'd like to hoof the back doors in on that young beauty

by Hoof Man February 03, 2010

Door way bandit

When dec fingers you against a door whilst at a party

The door way bandit strikes again, bet you don’t know who I am

by USKET123 January 13, 2020

Close the door upwards

Another, more polite way to say shut up.

"I can say whatever I want. Why don't you close the door upwards!"

by zark5 April 16, 2009

The door is to your left

The polite way of saying 'gtfo.'

Person A: omgg hi gaizu wuu2????
Person B: ...the door is to your left.

Person A: I totally just bought Justin Bieber's new album. Can't wait to play it!
Person B: The door is to your left.

Person A: fake n gay
Person B: the door is to your left.

by Eiose November 10, 2010

Cat on the barn door

People named Jack with a Mullet

fuck me your cat on the barn door is awful

by Anoninthebarn April 26, 2022

Back door selfie

No mirror lifted sack anus selfie

Go on snapchat and send me a back door selfie

by BUTTHOLE, P.h.D February 21, 2014

Back door Prowler

Proper Noun.

A gay man who trolls around unsuspecting straight men looking for back-door action.

Tom is such a back door prowler, he creepily eyes all the dudes at the bar and hits on them.

by mainah December 20, 2012