Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"
Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?
Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?
Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022

A guy who typically stands in clubs who is unable to talk to females. This type of guy is often given advice on how to pull by women but rarely gets the chance to pull one himself.
Usually seen around the bar or lurking in the middle of the dancefloor, jealous of everyone guy around him who is getting knee deep in vagina. This type of guy typically loves porn and usually has blisters on his hands from excessive masterbating.
Usually seen around the bar or lurking in the middle of the dancefloor, jealous of everyone guy around him who is getting knee deep in vagina. This type of guy typically loves porn and usually has blisters on his hands from excessive masterbating.
by Mtj December 23, 2012

Chris and Ross is an amazing couple for the long term. There will be a couple bumps in their relationship, but in the end they really do love each other, and won't stop loving each other because they are very supportive and open minded, the best qualities to a healthy relationship. Typically Chris is the one who loves Ross the most in a relationship.
by CodmasterNoscope420 June 23, 2020

That one dickweasel of a friend, who plays with action figures, preferably stranger things. He likes to make Hopper and Joyce make lots of love!
"Hey looks theres a dickweasel! We have to charge him extra!"
"Oh that's Ross, he's too busy watching Hopper and Joyce make sweet love!"
"Oh that's Ross, he's too busy watching Hopper and Joyce make sweet love!"
by Weasel84 June 25, 2022

by The Walkerz February 17, 2017

An incredible unique cute and quirky hottie!!! Tends to love being a strong independent woman and someone who fights against patriarchy! Anyone who knows a ross has definitely jerked off to the thought of him anally penetrating you at least twice! If you know a Ross you should be very grateful! The only issue with ross is he can be a bit too dominant and when I say that I FUCKING MEAN IT. A ross can one minute be fondling you and being gentle and the next minute be choking you BRUTALLY!!!
by Michelleobama69 May 6, 2019

by XxxtennerxxX October 27, 2017
