When an individual has physical attributes that are normally celebrated; slim waste, thick hair, proportiante face; things that are visible from a distance, but when one approaches this individual at a closer distance, the less attractive qualities are uncovered; facial acne, halitosis, annoying voice.
Dude Jim, I was really excited when Todd was about to introduce me to his cousin, but when she walked closer from hot topic, I realized the girl was totally distant hot once she started talking and I saw that spacious gap between her teeth
by LMONEY05 September 20, 2010
Get the Distant Hotmug. by Hot Jose January 20, 2013
Get the Hot Josemug. Very Important or somebody who's might consider is 'on fire' or somebody whose very popular and proud
Dude: Mike your a hot pickel! You solved all your missing persons cases in record time! Every guy here wants to be your friend! Your so cool!
Mike: I know ;)
Or
Dude your a hot pickle! All the lady's want you!
Mike: I know ;)
Or
Dude your a hot pickle! All the lady's want you!
by SatansCute October 19, 2018
Get the Hot Picklemug. I practically slept on the toilet last night because I had a Hot Bottom. It felt like my guts were coming out my butt!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 1, 2021
Get the Hot Bottommug. The phenomenon where a member of the opposite sex (or same sex for homosexuals) seems increasingly attractive due to a lack of attractive people within certain surroundings.
For example, while at work one may begin to think that the girl sitting two cubes over is hot, when in all actuality she is not. This perception of hotness is based solely on the fact that she is the only female in the office under 60 and/or under 300 lbs. Outside of the office, she would not stand a chance to an actual hot or cute girl.
For example, while at work one may begin to think that the girl sitting two cubes over is hot, when in all actuality she is not. This perception of hotness is based solely on the fact that she is the only female in the office under 60 and/or under 300 lbs. Outside of the office, she would not stand a chance to an actual hot or cute girl.
Dude, relative hotness is kicking in bad.. I wouldn't mind gettin' a piece of that big girl on the other end of the conference room table.
by BigBoi on Trone November 1, 2009
Get the relative hotnessmug. by Light Joker April 3, 2006
Get the hot wiremug. by deewtee January 31, 2010
Get the hot andymug.