Clicker thingy

the hand scanner used at several stores. this is a better name for it than simply a 'hand scanner'

Customer: Do i need to put this pop on the belt?
Karla(cashier):No, i can have John scan it with the clicker thingy
John: Yay!

by J.o.h.n.G January 31, 2009

shit thing

anything, person or object that is just plain shitty. or something that fails to work and pisses you off on a regular basis.

My shit thing broke AGAIN

by ladyMUNK May 8, 2011

Fresh thing

A gorgeous young girl who has not been overly exposed to sexual experiences and has garnered no reputation but is most likely going bad and become a slutbitch,,

Guy 1: Do you know her?
Guy 2: Yea shes a lovely fresh thing.

by miguel manuel sanchez June 12, 2011

Kid-Thing

A male glasses wearing humanoid beetween the ages of 13-19 who displays odd social tendencies including the inability to tuck in their shirt, a voice way deeper than they have any buisness having, the power to lurk in the darkness with Batman-like prescison, enjoys eating peanut butter out of a bucket, and several other bizzare social quirks. Native to wooded areas in Vermont. Reportedly whispers "Scream for me" into victims ear before attacking. A kid thing can get as tall a 5'4 at peak maturity.

I think that Kid-Thing ate my moonpies.

by $ Coin Money $ January 16, 2012

flashy-thing

(verb/noun) AKA a neuralizer or having one used on you. Fictional gadget from the Men in Black movie that erases a person's memory and allows the wielder to replace it with spoken instructions similar to post-hypnotic suggestions.

Past tense: flashy-thinged

Jay: Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.
Jay: I ain't playing with you, K. Did you ever flashy-thing me? Kay: No.

by Plenipotentiary May 18, 2016

Cryssie Thing

The most disappointing thing anyone can do.

Thing- oh wow that was a thing

Cryssie thing- wtf was that dude? That was so fucking stupid wtf, you have officially disappointed your ancestors and brought inexplainable dishonor on your family.

Dude that was such a cryssie thing.

by TaintedMarshmellow September 13, 2018

Big thing

When someone is saying "you think you are all tough" usually said before a fight.

Big thing... What u saying... I will knock you head off......... Fight me!!!

by Big boy brano October 16, 2018