it winds

If something is high-end, and custom-built to a specific purpose. By analogy to an expensive watch.

Man, I just got the new iPhone. They come in purple now, and it winds!

by sdfvvf September 22, 2021

The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.

If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.

by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024

The Full Wind

When you fuckin for the full 3 hours 58 minutes of the movie Gone With the Wind

"Hey babe wanna go for the full wind tonight"
"Frankly dear i don't give a damn"

by seizememesofproduction December 6, 2016

Egg wind

That fart that lingers around and almost kills you.

Oh, that egg wind is disgusting.

by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020

Wind Tunneling

When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.

Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.

by TheHorburyRazzer April 15, 2025

Banana Wind

Innuendo: Dick Stench; Dick Breath
Also the name of the twentieth studio album by American popular music singer-songwriter Jimmy Buffett.

After she got done suckin' the dick, she got up to kiss me and I got a whiff of that "Banana Wind"

by JustaKnower July 23, 2024

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021