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sprinkler system

The sexual act where multiple women squirt on the face of a male participant. Essentially female bukkake.
Last night was so hot, five girls gave me the sprinkler system!
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system of checks and balances

Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.
Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Market capitalist system

It is a system that is free without much government intervention and promotes wealth creation based on the vagaries of the market
When there is no government running then the market capitalist system exists
by Ziad K Abdelnour September 18, 2018
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The den system

A system known as Quotev user .Denofthorns; previously .D3NSYST3M, that is white trash with mediocre looks and terrible predatory behavior. They’re widely hated on the website for their toxic victim complex, nonconsentful shipping, and predatory behavior.

Although Sakura is the main one that receives slander, sysmates such as Quackity, Cole, and Pearl also are slandered often.
“Hey do you know The den system?”
“Do you mean that system on Quotev that a lot of people hate?”
“Yeah, they have such a terrible victim complex.”
“Yeah, Pearl and Sakura are pedophiles as well.”
“Ew. The den sys (Derogatory)”

“FR‼️‼️“
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The den system

The den system is a system well known on Quotev.com. They’re widely hated for their toxic victim complex, predatory behaviors, and overall disrespect for the people around them. Sakura is the main one who gets slandered, however her sysmates Quackity, Cole, and Pearl get quite a bit of slander as well. The whole system is problematic White trash with mediocre looks and disgusting behavior.
“I hate the den system.”
I agree.”
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eas system

Eas system going off, idk if it's just cooking or real evacuation...?
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The donut system

A system for measuring your dick by stacking donuts on it, forget about breaking out the ruler, break out a box of krispy Kremes
Uvthi: if i had a dick id be like entertained for life
Uvthi: like id stack doughnuts on it
Uvthi: and my dick would fit minimum five
Me : wtf
Uvthi: I'll call it the donut system
by TangyOnions May 4, 2022
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