A roast, in which one sentence roast the subject twice.
In the example, the subject is roasted twice by stating he can't hit a baseball, as well as a perpetrator of domestic violence.
In the example, the subject is roasted twice by stating he can't hit a baseball, as well as a perpetrator of domestic violence.
Hey did you hear that sick Double Roast from UrinatingTree, "Hey Addison whaddya say, the only thing you're hitting is your girl today."
by tylerk1111 October 29, 2018
Get the Double Roast mug.The art, science, and sport of properly correcting someone by pointing out the error or mistake on a public level. Roasting is always accompanied by harshly throwing ones flattened hand in the direction of the accused. A proper roast will be said in a matter of fact way that demonstrates that you had not had to search much to find the error
by Djhelpless August 3, 2017
Get the Roast mug.A roast in which someone defends them self factually, proving one wrong with evidence and intellect. Often times this can be achieved in a serious and defensive manner, not always having to be humorous or funny.
Person 1: "Huh, you just said your queer! That means your gay!"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
Person 2: "Actually my dear friend, i meant it in the traditional manner, that being strange and unusual"
Person 1: "wow, that's quite the factual roast"
by H.H Derrick August 8, 2017
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Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!
Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!
by Hootie79 June 15, 2018
Get the fire roasting mug.When your soulmate mistakes you for your ex boyfriend and skewers you over the flames for a crisp edible treat. Usually due to some accessory he flaunted of a sparkling snake ring, and because he looked like the ghost of your soulmate. Notably different from an alligator barbecue, where it's actually the alligators eating a bunch of chocolate cake together. Common misconception.
My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.
by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018
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