tesla-flop

(verb) to say things about your own company that cause it to crash and burn.

Bro just tesla-flopped his company when he tweeted a bunch of fake shit.

by br00t4l September 29, 2018

cranking the flop

Masturbating With a half-erect member

Joe was trying to break his masturbation record, but by the 4th go he was just cranking the flop.

by BadWolfxMYQx June 3, 2014

Flop

When a social media broadcaster fails to accomplish there qoutas and makes no money at the end of their month and broadcasts for hours and never gets paid .

The new host was a total flop he wasted his time streaming . That host agency was a flop they made no money .

by 818King February 24, 2025

Formal Flop

When you flop on the ground gracefully and elegantly.

“She just flopped onto the floor.. no, that was a formal flop”

by That_Lil_Sleeze June 29, 2022

wang flop

when u slap ur dick against the wall and it makes a loud "SLAP" noise

SLAP wang flop

by koreillymaster April 15, 2011

Flop

The phrase used to describe a person who goes into public and has problems doing regular tasks such as conversations, loading dishes, or anything that requires exertion due to being very, very highly intoxicated on marijuana.

These kinds people are not intentional in there actions and are fun to hang around to laugh at, but will need to be constantly looked over so they don't get arrested or hurt.

You can usually prevent the cops being called on them by explaining to witnesses that your friend has severe autism.

Employee: Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?

Flop: hey whats up bro. what's like the very best thing you have here man.

Employee: Well, I like the number 7.....

Flop: oh dude hey do ever wonder whats on the other side of the moon? i bet there are like aliens up there bro. ive seen documentaries about it. it was pretty enlightening.

Employee: Ok, what would you like?

Flop: wait what? oh, I want a bean burrito with extra cheese and extra hot sauce please.

Employee: We don't sell that here sir.

Flop: thanks, you too.. *Pulls forward at next window*

Employee: But you didn't ord... What a flop.

by Soupy Donkey December 8, 2016

triple flop slop

Act of getting your nipple penis and anus suckled and slobbered on all at the same time

I got triple flop sloped last night

by Triple flop slop December 4, 2017