monkey driver

A drink made with vanilla vangogh and orange juice

Id like a monkey driver please

by drunk driver December 10, 2013

Damon Driver

God dam this nig is so Down syndrome that it makes a autistic person look normal he’s such a waste of sperm and sound like when he was born his voice box got involved with a boxing Mach and the Ukrainian war

Random person: hey willem
Guy 1: your a Damon driver

by Janeohenepshshe July 31, 2022

linen driver

When you rub your partners face in the wet spot, spank them, and call them bad.

I gave her a linen driver last night, and now she won’t talk to me.

by Crotch Ronson September 20, 2018

Just the Bus Driver

The phrase for someone who jumps into conversations at the wrong time

Eh, it happens, I’m just the bus driver.

by Firefaul December 7, 2017

certi driver

When an individual is classed as a 'good' driver, IE: Certified.

This means the driver doesn't end up 'oversteering' or 'understeering' into a brick wall at "30mph" and breaking their vehicle, such as a Swift Sport-ish.

'im a certi driver me mush'
'mans a certi driver init bro'

by JCCD February 29, 2024

thug driver

A person who is distracted when driving and thinking it okay.

Rachel was on her phone texting and driving while having her knee holds the steering wheel. Making her a thug driver.

by SamuelElJackson June 30, 2023

your driver door is ajar

(phrase): a subtle way to inform your friend that their fly is down

“hey man, just a heads-up—your driver door is ajar,”

by lexiconartist0 February 28, 2025