carpet equilibrium

Your vacuum cleaner breaks down and several weeks go by while looking for a replacement ... then you notice debris on the carpet is not getting deeper every day because your feet are tracking the same amount out as they track in each day -- that's carpet equilibrium.

No vacuum ? carpet equilibrium will solve the problem.

by richinventor November 22, 2015

arizona carpet bomber

when having sex and you are about to orgasm, you have your partner lie on the ground face down and spread your arms as you "fly" over your partner, while you cum on their back

dude, last night was awesome. i arizona carpet bombered this chick!!!

by JELLO BOMB June 04, 2011

Carpet nuggets

Cat shit on a carpet.

Ex: Bro, my house is full of carpet nuggets because of my stupid-ass cat.

by Trumpnuggets October 19, 2017

Connery carpet

Thick chest hair

Look, all I'm asking is that he cleans up the Connery carpet. Shit's getting too thick, aint no one gonna get with that.

by Orez- December 05, 2012

red carpet

losing streak in valorant

Me: Bro Shag Jek
Bhavesh: Why?
Me: Valorant bro
Bhavesh: Lol, Red Carpet?
Me: No shit Jek, wah sot bhai

by Takoshi Makalashidi July 14, 2022

Carpet/carpetBurn

Where your girl has a bush so thick it gives u carpet butn

Dave:yo heard u banged lottie

Jack:yah it was good fun but i got mad carpet/carpetburn

by Michael ssalg March 05, 2018

Carpet Colony

A carpet colony is the spontaneous on your carpet that you regularly ejaculated on. It's often crunchy and scratchy to the touch.

I sat on Jim's couch and instantly regretting not wearing shoes. I found his carpet colony.

by MrWord2016 November 13, 2016