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Beach Wizard

I would like to order a beach wizard.
by Mew269 October 18, 2019
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wizard of Tully road

A 6'8 black homeless man from eastern san Jose that dresses in rags, wears a home made wizard hat, has a long beard and carries around a long thin stick that resembles a wand, he can be found at midnight on Tully road and at local gas stations where he dances around waving around his "wand" and chanting stuff in what sounds like crappy imitation of a Italian accent, if someone were to wrong the wizard he would wave his wand at them and "curse" them (beat them over the head with his stick) then run off knowing that the cursed person will soon perish. if you please the wizard (I.e. give him a baggy of pot) he will give you a "blessing stone" (a rock he painted white) then send you on your way.
"the other day me and Pedro saw some meth-head dancing around with a stick at 7/11"

"dude, that's not a meth-head, that's the wizard of Tully road"
by Tuco Satanima November 3, 2021
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garbage wizard

The creator of the Friendship thread of Urban Dictionary. Connect with the man on garbagewizard.com
Farren: Hey man! Do ya know your personal chats are now popular on Urban Dictionary?
Aayush: WHat? How did this happen? Am I a garbage wizard or what?

Fariha: I am so very famous. I played on the City-winning TDSB cricket team. How did you know about the virus while at High School?
Garbage Wizard: Email me, you shitposting freaks.
by TheGarbageWizard November 16, 2021
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wizards pegging

When a magic couple from The Harry Potter universe drinks polyjuice potion with each other’s hair in it, then proceeds to have intense intercourse.
“Yo do you think Ron and Hermione are into wizards pegging?”

“Who tf starts a conversation like that???”
by MrPanos September 19, 2021
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Skin Wizard

Hey! Skin Wizard bring me that meat musket!
by Scag Ruffins September 23, 2021
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sloppy wizard

This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.
The only way he could please a woman is giving her the ole "Sloppy Wizard"... poor bastard.
by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 16, 2021
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Wacky Wizards

A game on ROBLOX, mixing potions in the cauldron making different kinds of potions to "High Heels Potion"
(a potion that can make you 10/5 inches taller including the transformation of your shoes to "high heels" thus the name).
And another potion like "Noodle Arms Potion" (a potion that can make your arms act like a noodle, and also a "y" can be added at the end of the first word) and there are different kind of events that can happen (actually only one, but more coming) including the event called "Mr. Rich" (a event that can happen at any time, to defeat the enemy you need to make a "Hot Potion" it can be made with the ingredient "Chili" and you need to load it in the cannon to hit Mr. Rich) heads up there are 194 potion including the "premuim potions"

Ammount of Regular Potions - 126 potions
Ammount of Premuim Potions - 68 potions

That's it, thanks!
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Wizards are wacky.

(wait this doesn't sound right)
by JOJO MARTIN August 2, 2021
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