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wind tunneling

Refers to someone stumbling and having a hard time standing up straight without swaying when drunk (because they look like they are walking through a strong wind tunnel).
Oh no, Mike's wind tunneling down the hall. Guess he shouldn't have had those extra shots.
by Mary Pickford December 19, 2007
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Breaking wind

Breaking ,polluting, the natural air with your own gas from your ass
It really stinks !,it was ma ass breaking wind.
by Jose v garcia October 17, 2019
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Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.
Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.
by Blaceph January 23, 2021
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West Virginia wind tunnel

An Appalachian specialty where one partner inhales a fart post-climax and blows it into the other’s mouth. Brave souls only.
1. “Dude, I thought we were just gonna Netflix and chill… next thing I know, she’s asking for the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. Let’s just say I’ll never look at pepperoni rolls the same way again.”
2. “Bro, he said he loved her—then she hit him with the West Virginia Wind Tunnel. That’s real commitment. I bowed out after one round.”
by MamaToot September 10, 2025
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wind dick

The term used when you gut wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car
I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick when he went to the beach last year
by Dick pickle May 26, 2018
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Trolley Wind Chill Factor

The wind-chill factor that one calculates at night as they ride the trolley down to the BART station in San Francisco. People who usually do this are brave for enduring such temperatures and like to place their cold fingers on your neck.
(On the Trolley)
E: Hey, do you want to sit down.

R: No it's ok, I'll just stand.

E: Okay, while you're out there can you calculate the Trolley Wind Chill Factor for me??

R: (stink eye)
by candycrazee October 14, 2011
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Goblin Wind

A most noxious expulsion of flatulence with malicious intent.
He released the goblin wind with the windows up, causing his niece to lose her lunch on the back seat of the Subaru.
by Wqrdsmith September 18, 2021
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